wtf mate?

I wanna watch the Bachelor cause he's hot and has an accent. I don't wanna watch the Bachelor because girls are dumb and they think serenading him is impressive.

Bachelorette (in dumb high-pitch voice): Ummmm, I like, wrote this song for you. . Umm, it goes like this. "I want you to find me. Do you see me? (giggle, giggle) Can you find my heart? Cause it's beating in my double-d chest. tee hee.

Bachelor: are you serious? you get a rose.